Quarterback Controversy

Johnny Football arrives on the shores of Lake Erie in this preseason matchup between the Cleveland Browns and the St. Louis Rams. If you’re not watching the Cleveland Gladiators in the ArenaBowl (or if it’s sold out, dare we assume) feel free to sidle over to FirstEnergy Stadium to check out every last bench warmer on new head coach Mike Pettine’s blue collar roster. We cannot overstress how awful traffic is going to be downtown tonight, so consider alternate transit options. And be advised, of course, that preseason NFL football is always pretty lame. Still, you’ll get to see the starting QB battle in all its hysteria. HOYER! HOYER! HOYER! HOYER! Kickoff’s at 8 p.m. (Allard)