Election Night Watch Party

To celebrate the election’s conclusion, Prosperity Social Club will host an Election Night Watch Party at 7 tonight. There will be a “huuge” television for a “Commander-in-Chief Challenge,” a “friendly bingo-style competition” that asks diners to guess which U.S. states Hillary Clinton and Donald J. Trump will win. The club will offer gift cards and patriotic prizes on the hour. Patrons are encourage to don everything from “gravity defying comb-overs to Uncle Sam top hats.” The night’s featured specials include an “All-American” Cheeseburger that’s “too big for tiny hands,” vegan “Left- and Right-Wing” baskets and classic “Red-and-Blue-Collar” (Stroh’s, High Life, Pabst Blue Ribbon) beers. (Niesel)