Beat the Bucs

If the Browns can’t make mincemeat of the punchless Tampa Bay Buccaneers, about whom the most interesting thing this season is perhaps a Bud Light commercial, then I just don’t know what to say. Hoyer and the gang couldn’t do much of anything against a stiff Jacksonville Jaguars defense two weeks ago, but today is a new day, for better or worse, and the Brownies will have home field advantage for the second week in a row. The muni lot, patrolled by police officers who are now less inclined to shotgun beers with you, will be as effervescently orange and brown as ever. Kickoff is at 1 p.m.. and tickets start at $25. (Allard)