12 Assholes of Christmas

It's a tradition that at noon on Christmas Day, the punk rock club Now That's Class opens its doors to welcome "those who don't have anywhere to go or don't wanna go anywhere" for an event dubbed 12 Assholes of Christmas. From noon to 3 p.m. today, the bar will offer select Great Lakes beers (except the coveted Christmas Ale) for only $2. The price goes up by increments as the night goes on. Bring some food for the potluck dinner. The Ruiners, Mr. California, Hermes, Basement Boi, Swindlella, Nora Irish Dancing Set, Kellen, Odd Job Extraordinaire, DJ Andrew Schoen, DJ Hamma & Becca and DJ Krissy Krass are slated to perform. It's free. (Niesel)