Troll in One

Take your midnight movie jonesin to the Capitol Theatre tonight for a screening of the epically bad Troll 2. The film’s plot is almost too absurd to describe, but basically trolls feed on a bucolic town’s population by transforming themselves into people to trick their unsuspecting victims… and then turning their victims into vegetables for reasons which remain undisclosed. It’s a classic cinematic disaster and of late-night movie ilk that Cleveland Cinemas has lately programmed to (im)perfection. Tickets are $5. (Allard)