The Three Tenors (Who Can't Sing)

A popular theatrical group from the '90s, the Three Tenors featured three of opera's biggest stars. The Three Tenors (Who Can’t Sing), on the other hand, features Vic DiBitetto, a guy calls himself the Godfather of Comedy. Richie Minervini and Fred Rubino join DiBitetto as the trio "stands up" and then "sits down" to have a round of drinks and spin some stereotypical Italian-American stories about their misspent youth. The show begins at 8 p.m. at the Ohio Theatre. Tickets are $30 to $50. (Niesel)