Steven Wright

Academy Award winning comedian STEVEN WRIGHT is famous for his deadpan monotone delivery that dishes up such laughs as: “When I was little I had a mood swing set.” “I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.” “Some people are afraid of heights. I’m afraid of widths.” “What’s another word for ‘thesaurus’?” “I’m addicted to placebos.” Or…when the restaurant sign read “Breakfast Anytime”, he says, “I ordered eggs during the French Renaissance.”