Mommy Knows Best

Mommyhood and wifedom are stinky, unfulfilling drags of exhaustion. Maryellen Hooper holds nothing back when she talks about her puking 5-year-old, sneaking sips of wine when the kids aren’t looking and what it takes just to make it through the day alive. Aside from mommyhood, she talks about the home repairs in her “adorable fixer-upper” house, disappointing birthday gifts and that glorious moment when her husband comes home from work. Grab your girlfriends for some cocktails and a much-needed ladydate; this one is perfect for a girls’ night out. The show starts at 8 p.m. at Hilarities. Tickets start at $20 and performances continue through Saturday. (Trenholme)