Plagued by big teeth, comedian Mike Winfield likes to joke that he can't close his mouth because it hurts. Because of this, he can't act tough and everyone thinks he's just a nice guy. Nice or not, his self-deprecating humor is pretty hilarious as he fires out his witty quips. Other topics for laughs are his dealings with his older stepson (he calls him a "step-man"), his past days working for a grocery store and the rampant theft in the self-check lane. He takes the Hilarities stage tonight at 7 in the Frolic Cabaret room.