Middle-aged Meltdown

It’s a sign of the times that a fake Twitter account can launch the career of a comedian. The Twitter handle of @Dadboner actually belongs to Mike Burns, a comedian who prefers narratives to one-liners. He created @Dadboner as a way to spin fake stories about his fucked-up life as a middle-aged dad and talk about how his life went into a downward spiral as he left his wife. Zachariah Durr and Bill Squire open tonight’s show at the Grog Shop. Tickets are $15. (Niesel)