Chicago-based comic Kristen Toomey likes to joke that after being married for 11 years, she would become suspicious if her husband wrote something like "I love my wife" on the back of his car. "Gross!," she proclaims. Much like Amy Schumer, Toomey jokes about gender issues with a distinctive kind of candor. She performs tonight at 7 at Hilarities. Tickets are $13 to $18. (Niesel)