Julian McCullough

Julian McCullough likes to joke about how he worked for a construction company for three days when he was 15. “They would hire a high-school student every summer to clean up their messes,” he says in the bit. When he tried to take down a storm window and almost got his face cut off, he realized construction work wasn’t his calling. It’s one of many narrative jokes in McCullough’s repertoire. He performs tonight at 7 and 9:30 at Hilarities, where he has shows scheduled through Sunday. Tickets start at $13. (Niesel)