Julian McCullough

Julian McCullough likes to joke about how he worked with a construction company for three days when he was 15. "They would hire a high school every summer to clean up their messes," he says in the bit. When he tried to take down a storm window and almost gets his face cut off and gets a piece of glass stuck in his arm, he realized construction work isn't his calling. It's one of many narrative jokes in McCullough's repertoire. He performs tonight at 7:30 and 10 at Hilarities, where he has shows scheduled through Sunday. Tickets start at $18. (Niesel)