Soft-spoken comedian Dina Hashem describes herself as an "Arab lady," but admits she can't do an Arab accent. Still, she tries to mimic her father, who left her and her mother when she young and moved back to the Middle East. That's why she voted for Trump. "I'd vote for anyone who will keep my dad out of the country," she jokes. She performs tonight at 7 at Hilarities. Tickets start at $13. (Niesel)