Christopher Titus

Comedian Christopher Titus has been through a lot in his life: getting stabbed by a psycho girlfriend, getting fired from a suicide hotline, drunkenly falling into a bonfire, and all the while being told to "quit being a wussy" by his uber-militaristic dad. This guy doesn't just tell jokes; he tells full-on stories and they are hilarious. He takes the stage at Hilarities at 7 and 9:30 tonight and at 7 tomorrow night. Consult the website for ticket prices. (Liz Trenholme)