Calm, Cool and Collected

Comedian Kevin McCaffrey is calm, cool and collected on stage as he delivers stories about his life. Most of these stories center on how awkward and odd he really is — like the time a pigeon flew into his face and he screamed like a little girl. As a regular on truTV Presents: World’s Dumbest — and having recently appeared on VH1’s I Love the 2000s — McCaffrey has plenty of laughs to offer up . And he knows what is funny, having been a writer for VH1, Fuse TV and National Lampoon. He performs tonight at the Hard Rock Rocksino’s Club Velvet at 7:30. Tickets are $18 and performances are scheduled through Sunday. (Harp)